Diary of a Germanyball : Book One

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These elections took place from April 10 to 24, 2022.The main candidates were Jean-Luc Mélenchon, Marine le Crayon Pen and the Emperor Emmanuel Macron.Emmanuel Macron won and became once again President of the Republic. Food Porn: The 2010 Cultural Heritage Cook-Off ◊ features detailed drawings of various countries' national dishes, and their preparation as well. In the 9th and 10th centuries, Vikingball came here and settled down here. In the year 930 AD, Icelandic Commonwealthball was born. It remained independent for 300 years but was killed by Denmark-Norwayball. It then became Kingdom of Norwayball's child until 1814. In 1874, it finally gained full autonomy. In 1914, it regained its independence to some extent but still was in a personal union with Denmarkball.

Central Asian Turkic countries like Kazakhstan and Turkmenistan are somehow exempt as Sovietball distanced them from Islam in the past. You know...despite those countries still being ethnically Turkish. Cubaball - FIDEL CASTRO is really great. My government officials visit you from time to time. You do the same as well. On 19 January 2024, Disney Primos premieres and Reykjavík-Hanoi hotline will be used. At the same time, Justin Trudeau drafts The Casagrandes into Primos to cancel the show.Japanball - You are a good fan of me. Thank you for letting me inspire the Pokémon region of Kalos! I like your sumo concept and maki. Failure Is the Only Option: Called "cannot into [verb or noun]". A more exhaustive list can be found under "terminology" on the Polandball wiki . Lithuaniaball - I recognized its restoration of independence first in 1991! Just like how I did with Estoniaball. And a fellow linguistic conservative! Indonesiaball and Bruneiball - They both hate me right now because of Samuel Paty’s assassination, and it wants to boycott my product.

Although it once took almost all of Europe being Napoleonic Franceball, the other countries of Europe forgot that and kept calling it a Surrender. Idiots. In the French language, the native name of the country (France) is a feminine noun. This explains why Marianne, the national personification of France, is a woman. Machete Mayhem: Serbia is often seen carrying a machete or combat knife when it's kebab removal time. Soviet Unionball - Even though My bud dies hate you, you still cool cuz you save me life in cod wars, also we like fish. Anthropomorphic Personification: Of countries and their subdivisions, which makes up most of the cast. This may not be limited to them though, since anything can become a ball.Poland (and sometimes other countries) occasionally refers to gay people as "gender", a reference to Polish Christian conservatives coining the term "gender ideology" to refer to pretty much anything except heterosexuality. Italy loves pizza to the point of lashing out against other countryballs for not preparing it in the traditional way or putting clashing toppings like bell peppers, fruits that aren't tomatoes, or most infamously - pineapple. Gets even weirder as strips tend to vary as whether a country taking on a new regime (like Prussia becoming the German Empire) counts as the same nation throughout or is a child of the previous incarnation. Turkeyball - For the last time, YOU CANNOT ENTER EU! AND CONTROL YOUR RADICAL PRESIDENT, PLEASE! NOT TO MENTION HE IS ALSO THE MAIN KEBAB! REMOVE! AND STOP BULLYING ARMENIABALL!

Ambiguous Gender: As the characters are countryballs, this is to be expected although male pronouns are used as the default. Some countries like Moldova and Estonia (refereed to as Esti) are sometimes portrayed as female consistently in universe. Bougainvilleball • Easter Islandball • French Polynesiaball • Hawaiiball • Maoriball • New Caledoniaball • Niueball • Norfolk Islandball • West Papuaball

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Franceball was also involved in European conflicts, such as the Nine Years War and the War of the Spanish Succession in the 1700s. Franceball had also not forgotten about Englandball's humiliation of themself in the Middle Ages and tried to extract revenge by supporting the Catholic Irelandball in 1691 against Englandball, albeit half-heartedly. In 1718, Franceball briefly reconciled with the UKball, the newly-united UKball to fight Spainball in the War of the Quadruple Alliance (1718 – 1720). 1718 was also when they founded New Orleansball in modern-day Louisianaball. It tried to colonize Virginia at one point. Russiaball - YOU NEOFASCIST PIECE OF CRAP! STOP INVADING UKRAINE! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS! REMOVE PUTIN! CRIMEA IS UKRAINE!!!

This ◊ previously mentioned comic is directly based on the lyrics to "It Has to Be This Way" note Armstrong's boss battle theme from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. Early-Installment Weirdness: Initially the countryballs represented the various users of krautchan's /int/ board. It was not unusual for one countryball to appear twice in the same frame of the comic with contrasting personalities. Basqueball • Cataloniaball • Cornwallball • Corsicaball • East Frisiaball • Faroe Islandsball • Flandersball • Frisiaball • Gagauziaball • Galiciaball • Kareliaball • Kosovoball • North Kosovoball • Northern Cyprusball • Novorossiyaball ( Donetskball • Luhanskball) • Occitaniaball • Republika Srpskaball • Roussillonball • Sandžakball • Sardiniaball • Scotlandball • Shetlandball • Sicilyball • Schleswigball • Silesiaball • South Tyrolball • Szekelylandball • Transnistriaball • Vojvodinaball • Walesball • Walloniaball Franceball - Idiot imperialist who helps my idiot sibling! It also stole Saar Protectorateball from its own "Friend." Polandball is often portrayed as a naive countryball bullied by its neighbours for partitions or annexations. Usually, it's a plumber for UKball, based on the fact that many Poles live in UKball's clay. Both Germanyball and Russiaball sometimes see Polandball as an possible expansion territory.Mundane Utility: Germany's ability to turn into Reichtangle. While he uses it to conquer and coerce countries, he also uses it help countries cross streams ◊ or even just reach a high shelf. ◊ Don't chew gum in front of Tringapore. Even mentioning gum will make him violent. This is due to gum being banned in Singapore in real life. Animeland: Japan is frequently either a Cat Girl with pink nekomimi and tail, or is into tentacle rape. Or, when drawn by Japanese artists such as icisimousa, is just plain perverted. UKball - Get away from my fish. But I still of likings yuo, especially the restaurants... BUT REMOVE COD WARS!!! Gypsyball note More properly Romaball, though that sometimes leads to confusion with Rome is singled out for abuse in almost every comic he appears in.